Sudafed impossiblities

Acquiring sudafed these days is quite difficult.
This morning I awoke with green buggers invading my every pore. On my way to work, I drove by my local pharmacy to acquire some Sudafed, or so I thought. After I was finger printed, drug tested, photographed, and lie detector tested, I was able to purchase the product.
I have a feeling it would have been easier to purchase cocaine.
All this and it doesn't seem like the use of methamphetamines has decreased any at all. hmm.